pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Couch. On fire.
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