I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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