Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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