What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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