I need help removing her.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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