: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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