Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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