hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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