im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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