They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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