Sponge bath it is.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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