dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This is my gift to your gina
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
