I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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