hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
you never un-have a 4some
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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