The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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