His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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