Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
