I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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