No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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