I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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