There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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