On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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