how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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