Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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