Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
And then he peed in my hair
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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