I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Randomize
