3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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