Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
