glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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