D3 body, D1 cock
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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