I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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