i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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