i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I need to sanitize my soul.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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