they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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