My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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