I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize