Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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