U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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