Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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