He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
