i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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