ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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