So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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