i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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