This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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