The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Randomize
