The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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