Pappa wants mamma naked
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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