i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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