I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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