At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
