So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
