It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
