why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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