your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
they're like a gay fantastic four
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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