I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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