new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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